No, not that kind of plotting.
Evil, getting-even-with-someone kind of plotting.
See, my DH is about to start working on a degree. An all-online degree. This means he'll be on his computer quite often.
Now I can be the one who says, "Are you on that computer again?"
Or even better, come in and distract him while he's trying to work.
Who say's payback is a witch with a capital B? Nah. Payback is sweet, baby!